Eugene Alkana's African Grey Parrot story!

Wow, that was great!

Eugene Alkana reads about animals!

What is it about animals that I love so much?? I have no idea! But if you want to find out a bit more about me, take a look at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

I have taken it for granted for far too long that I can walk into any pet store and buy any animal that I want! I am so sad because momma Alkana has taken away my allowance, and now I cannot buy a new pet. I so badly want a new pet, I only wish that I could get an African Grey Parrot! They are so awesome! Look at how awesome this parrot is!

if this parrot could talk, it would say, Eugene Alkana, I love you so much!!

But no, parrots do not talk in my life and say my name, so I , Eugene Alkana will have to be doomed to wander the earth without an African Grey Parrot to my name!!

If you see one, you can email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com ASAP! Please do, and remember, if you give me my wish, I will be the best friend you have always wanted, because Eugene is nice, trustworthy and an all around great pal!!!

Eugene Alkana  is number 1, remember that always!!!! Do not forget that, and be kind to each other, especially to grey african parrots!!

Eugene Alkana and his momma!

My momma is making me so mad! Momma Alkana to told me that I am not allowed to bring pets into the house anymore. This is not good news at all! I love my pets, and without them, I cannot function!

If someone told me: Eugene Alkana why do you have so many pets? I , Eugene will say, that is none of your business! Even if I had an ugly dog, someone like me would love it! Hell, i would call it Eugene #2!

Okay, so my school alls my mom to tell on me. They basically said the Eugene Alkana has been sneaking off the pet mice out for lunch and showing them off to their friends. Why should it matter what I have been doing?? I take care of them, I feed them and get them the exercise they deserve! Hey teacher, you have a problem with Eugene, email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com, then see what happens!

I don't know, maybe I am just overwhelmed with so much school work. Sometimes, just putting my name Eugene Alkana on the top of the paper is a big deal, and then I am done writing it and want to just turn it in and go home and play with my pets!

My pets are the best thing that have happened to me. They don't cry to me, or bug me, they just love me...unconditionally. Momma Alkana is always on my case, saying "Eugene, you beeter clean your filthy dirty room! And I better not find rabbit crap on the carpet again or you will be grounded for life mister!"

Jeez..she is so melodramatic. I love my bunnies, and their poop doesn't smell and looks like little chocolate pieces, so why should she get mad at me??

Okay, Eugene Alkana is done for today, so i hope you are all happy now!

-Eugene Alkana, animal lover. I love animals, but I don't make love to them!

Eugene Alkana loses his favorite hamster.

Okay, so my mom bought me a hamster. She said, "Eugene, you better take good care of this hamster!"

So I told my mom that I would do my best to take this hamster into my heart and take good care of it, so I proceeded to buy it a home, some fluffy pillows and spoil the heck out of it! Why? Because Eugene Alkana knows how to take care of a cute little hamster, that's why!

So I went to school and came back, after telling all my friends that I have the coolest hamster in the world! When my teacher was calling roll, and was asking for me, Eugene Alkana, I didn't even raise my hand because I was too busy thinking about my shiny new pet Hamster, whom I name Little Eugene! He was the newest addition to the Alkana household!

So imagine my surprise when I come home and I couldn't find Little Eugene! I was horrified to see that I had left the cafe open. I tore my room up and down, looking for him, and I was even looking for just traces of him, none to be found! I was pretty angry at myself because I didn't take better care of my hamster! All I knew know was that I, Eugene Alkana, was a son of a bitch for letting my hamster down, and letting my mom, Mrs. Alkana down.

I think at this point, he is probably dead. That hamster has no business surviving for this long in my house. I think he is probably squished in between some cushions, or perhaps he wandered into the backyard and got eaten by a chicken hawk or something. All I know is that I no longer have a hamster :(

That is all I have to say about that. My life sucks now, and I will not be happy because my mother will not buy me another pet.

eugene alkana

P.S. You can email me pictures of you having fun with your hamster at eugenealkana@gmail.com

Also, do no forget to check out my profile at www.aboutme/eugenealkana

Thank you all, and to all a good night! Think about my hamster!!!

Eugene Alkana's new post!

Everybody, look at this crazy mouse! I cannot believe that such a mouse exists! Only can someone like me, Eugene Alkana, get such an awesome picture as this!

Do you ever wonder why mice were created? They were created to serve me, and do all my bidding! I plan to create evil minions and set them free upon the world so they can bring me all the cheese. Of course, I will have to put little helmets on them so if people try to attack them they will not die! Oh, Eugene , I need all the cheese in the world!

My mother, Mrs. Alkana, hates mice, and she always gets mad at me when I bring them home to show off to my friends and family. She even told me that one day she will throw away my comic books, because my mom hates me, that's why.

Why do mom's have to hate on mice so much? If you love mice and have a cool picture to send me, send it over to eugenealkana@gmail.com! I would love to see such pictures.

Okay, one more thing, I am thinking about buying a bearded dragon as a pet, and do not know what I need to buy one, so if you can send me some tips on what I need to buy a bearded dragon, let me know! Alos, do not forget to check out my awesome about me page, it has a picture of a froggie, and I think it looks really awesome. You can find my page here at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

Okay everybody, I need to go to bed now, I have lots of homework to do, and if I do not finish it, my mom will get crazy on me and make me eat all my breakfast and make me late in walking with my friends, and then she has to drop me off, which is so embarrassing!

I cannot wait to get older and have my own place so I can do whatever I want and keep all the pets that I want! Okay, bye bye!

-Eugene Alkana

Eugene had a bad day.

Wow, my car got broken into so I have to use my mom's butt slow computer until I get my new one!
-Eugene Alkana

Where have all the cute animals gone, Eugene?

Eugene Alkana is wondering where all the cute animals have gone? Cute, big or small, furry or even non-cute, I want them, and I want them to be know to the rest of the internet, as I will share them! Please send me some cute animals at eugenealkana@gmail.com!

Eugene Alkana has a mad momma!

I brought in a stray dog from the street, and wow, momma Alkana is having none of that! I wonder what in the world happened to her to get so worked up over the stray dog! The dog was really cute !!! Oh well, no picture for my blog! Also, check out my about me page!!! www.about.me/eugenealkana