Eugene Alkana tells you about anteaters!

Eugene Alkana will tell you why anteaters are great!

Eugene just found out that Anteaters, also known as antbears, are the four mammal species of the suborder Vermilingue (meaning "worm tongue"), that is very cool! They are commonly known for eating ants and termites. Together with the sloths, they compose the order Pilosa. The name "anteater" is also  applied to the unrelated aardvark, numbat, echidnas, and pangolins, whatever the hell they are! Momma Alkana thinks they are retarded penguins or something!

Those anteaters are amazing creatures. I wonder what ants taste like??? They cannot taste that good, right???? Yucky anteaters!!

Now, imagine that, anteaters are the ones that are saving the world from being taken over by ants! I love them! Now I wish that they could eat some ice cream with me!

I love eating ice cream because it turns my stomach into marshmallows when I eat them! Good ol' Eugene Alkana will make sure that I eat all the ice cream, but sometimes I need a lot of help, you know!??!

email me with your fan mail at eugenealkana@gmail.com

-Eugene

P.S., no , I am not that other Eugene Alkana, that guy is not related to me, and he is not my dad!!! I wish he was though, because my dad is gone. :(

P.S.S.
Mama Alkana just told me, "Eugene, do you want to go to the zoo?"

I said "Yes, please!"

I will be going to the san diego wild animal park zoo, and I cannot wait to go, because it will be the greatest day of my life. I can't wait to go to the zoo and make fun of the silly monkeys, but the best part is that they have an aardvark in the zoo! I can't wait! Yay, the zoo for everybody!

I promise that Eugene Alkana will save some nachos and hotdogs, but I will do my best to try to eat them all, because that is what I love to do best, besides loving animals: EAT.

And I can eat! I have been eating my whole entire life, and it shows! My mom tells me that I might get diabetes because it runs in the  Alkana side of the family, but you know what, this Eugene Alkana will not get diabetes, because even if i do, I don't care as long as I get to eat hot dogs and nachos now! I will eat veggies when I have to!