The incredible story of Eugene Alkana, hamster lover! You will not believe what kind of life Eugene and his mom, momma Alkana, had to go through to live that awesome life that is living with Hamsters!!!

Eugene Alkana is born in a dirty stinking barn, 1995!

Eugene came out of the womb covered in animal feces, but he didn't care, he loved the hell out of Animals! Animals are, and still are Eugene Alkana's best friend!

So where do I begin to try and tell you about the amazing life that Eugene Alkana has? I would like to tell you that he was born awesome, but no, he was born a nerd. I dinky little nerd who loves dinky little animals, but then, one day, Eugene Alkana decided he was tired of being alone, so he decided to do something about it! He went out, and got a pet hamster, and named him puddles. He named him puddles because he peed everywhere. Actually, momma Alkana named him puddles and that is the story of how puddles the hamster died. His mom tossed him out into the street when Eugene was at school, and when Eugene came back home, momma Alkana told him he ran away, but Eugene Alkana knows the real story. Puddles was a son of a bitch, and he deserved to die!!

Eugene Alkana needs to know a few things about you first!!!

If you have a hamster, please send me pics of him in honor of puddles, because I get real sad that he is not with me any more!!! I love you puddles!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
-Eugene Alkana

please email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com

thank you!!

Oh yea, you can now find Eugene Alkana on facebook!