Everybody, look at this crazy mouse! I cannot believe that such a mouse exists! Only can someone like me, Eugene Alkana, get such an awesome picture as this!
Do you ever wonder why mice were created? They were created to serve me, and do all my bidding! I plan to create evil minions and set them free upon the world so they can bring me all the cheese. Of course, I will have to put little helmets on them so if people try to attack them they will not die! Oh, Eugene , I need all the cheese in the world!
My mother, Mrs. Alkana, hates mice, and she always gets mad at me when I bring them home to show off to my friends and family. She even told me that one day she will throw away my comic books, because my mom hates me, that's why.
Why do mom's have to hate on mice so much? If you love mice and have a cool picture to send me, send it over to eugenealkana@gmail.com! I would love to see such pictures.
Okay, one more thing, I am thinking about buying a bearded dragon as a pet, and do not know what I need to buy one, so if you can send me some tips on what I need to buy a bearded dragon, let me know! Alos, do not forget to check out my awesome about me page, it has a picture of a froggie, and I think it looks really awesome. You can find my page here at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!
Okay everybody, I need to go to bed now, I have lots of homework to do, and if I do not finish it, my mom will get crazy on me and make me eat all my breakfast and make me late in walking with my friends, and then she has to drop me off, which is so embarrassing!
I cannot wait to get older and have my own place so I can do whatever I want and keep all the pets that I want! Okay, bye bye!
-Eugene Alkana
No comments:
Post a Comment