Eugene Alkana loses his favorite hamster.

Okay, so my mom bought me a hamster. She said, "Eugene, you better take good care of this hamster!"

So I told my mom that I would do my best to take this hamster into my heart and take good care of it, so I proceeded to buy it a home, some fluffy pillows and spoil the heck out of it! Why? Because Eugene Alkana knows how to take care of a cute little hamster, that's why!

So I went to school and came back, after telling all my friends that I have the coolest hamster in the world! When my teacher was calling roll, and was asking for me, Eugene Alkana, I didn't even raise my hand because I was too busy thinking about my shiny new pet Hamster, whom I name Little Eugene! He was the newest addition to the Alkana household!

So imagine my surprise when I come home and I couldn't find Little Eugene! I was horrified to see that I had left the cafe open. I tore my room up and down, looking for him, and I was even looking for just traces of him, none to be found! I was pretty angry at myself because I didn't take better care of my hamster! All I knew know was that I, Eugene Alkana, was a son of a bitch for letting my hamster down, and letting my mom, Mrs. Alkana down.

I think at this point, he is probably dead. That hamster has no business surviving for this long in my house. I think he is probably squished in between some cushions, or perhaps he wandered into the backyard and got eaten by a chicken hawk or something. All I know is that I no longer have a hamster :(

That is all I have to say about that. My life sucks now, and I will not be happy because my mother will not buy me another pet.

eugene alkana

P.S. You can email me pictures of you having fun with your hamster at eugenealkana@gmail.com

Also, do no forget to check out my profile at www.aboutme/eugenealkana

Thank you all, and to all a good night! Think about my hamster!!!