The Silly Rhinoceros of Eugene Alkana

Eugene Alkana's mughty tale of misery and sorrow. Yes, he saw a beautiful majestic creature, but with a twist!

Eugene Alkana's tale of rhinos!

So if Eugene Alkana came up to you and told you that he saw a rhinoceros, what would you say? And no, this isn't one of those rhinoceros in the park or zoo, this is a real life rhinoceros that you only see in the African safaris. But did i tell you that I only saw it in my head?

O, to be able to see one in real life, but this happened in poor Eugene's head! Mamma Alkana woke me up, too, so that made this dream turn into a nightmare because I couldn't touch the magnificent rhino before I woke up!! Imagine that, I happen to see an awesome creature, and I don't get to touch it, in my dreams! I went to school sad, and didn't even want to do my classwork as all I could think about was the rhinoceros.

My friends were like, you are crazy Eugene Alkana, you didn't see a rhinoceros, so why are you sad? They do not understand how awesome it was that I saw it! How great it was to have it look me straight in the eye like we were buddies or something! I will never be able to live that moment ever again!!! Anyways, I am having a better time than that other Eugene Alkana that keeps popping up and stealing my thunder!!!

If you have any pictures of rhinoceros in real life, please, please contact me! I would appreciate it! I need some rhinoceros in my life, and I , Eugene would appreciate it!!
email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com! Thank you!