Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Eugene Alkana's hamster description

Okay, now I know what you are thinking, "Eugene, why are you making us go through this description of a hamster crap?"

Eugene Alkana will tell you about hamsters today.


Sit back and relax!
This is a sexy hamster, right??? Momma Alkana wishes she was my girlfriend!!!


Beware friends, because even though the outward appearance of the different hamster species may be pronounced, all hamsters do share some traits in common. The average life span of a hamster is about 1000 days, or a little under ONLY three years! The dude hamsters usually live a little longer than females. Depending on the species of hamster their size can range from 2-4 inches (dwarf hamsters) to 8-12 inches (giant BIG ASS hamsters!).

Eugene Alkana and everybody knows that the whole race of hamsters on earth have cheek pouches in which they can carry food from one place to another, or hide their litter if they feel threatened. If you look at your hamster’s sides you’ll notice two little bumps. Don't worry it is alright boo! These are just the hamster’s scent glands and are primarily used to mark territory and are nothing to be concerned about. Some species of Dwarf Hamster will have these glands on their abdomen rather than their sides. Others, like the Chinese hamsters, have them in both locations.

Hamsters , like Eugene Alkana did at one point, or will, they will reach sexual maturity at 6-8 weeks, with pregnancy lasting as little as two whole weeks! The size of how many eggs are laid depends on the species, but averages around 6-8 pups. The newborns are born hairless, blind and have closed ears. You can expect to see hair growing starting at around 8 days old, eating solid food at around 7-10 days, eyes open by day 15 (12 days for Dwarf Hamsters), and weaning complete at 21-25 days. These beautiful and magnificent creatures are very vulnerable to stress, and an inexperienced mother under stress may eat her newborns.

So there you go, Eugene Alkana just schooled you on hamsters!


Check out my about.me/eugenealkana profile!!

-Eugene

Also, don't forget to email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Eugene Alkana finds a cute animal pic from reddit!!

Eugene Alkana just joined reddit!


 well not too long ago, and who knew this was the best place to get cute animal pics!!! This dog is funny!!! Momma Alkana thinks he looks a bit special but I love him anyways!

Oh yea send me a friend request, I am on facebook now! facebook.com/eugenealkana!

Thank you for looking at my page! Now I have to go to sleep or my mom will get mad, even though I am on summer break!

-Eugene Alkana

The Silly Rhinoceros of Eugene Alkana

Eugene Alkana's mughty tale of misery and sorrow. Yes, he saw a beautiful majestic creature, but with a twist!

Eugene Alkana's tale of rhinos!

So if Eugene Alkana came up to you and told you that he saw a rhinoceros, what would you say? And no, this isn't one of those rhinoceros in the park or zoo, this is a real life rhinoceros that you only see in the African safaris. But did i tell you that I only saw it in my head?

O, to be able to see one in real life, but this happened in poor Eugene's head! Mamma Alkana woke me up, too, so that made this dream turn into a nightmare because I couldn't touch the magnificent rhino before I woke up!! Imagine that, I happen to see an awesome creature, and I don't get to touch it, in my dreams! I went to school sad, and didn't even want to do my classwork as all I could think about was the rhinoceros.

My friends were like, you are crazy Eugene Alkana, you didn't see a rhinoceros, so why are you sad? They do not understand how awesome it was that I saw it! How great it was to have it look me straight in the eye like we were buddies or something! I will never be able to live that moment ever again!!! Anyways, I am having a better time than that other Eugene Alkana that keeps popping up and stealing my thunder!!!

If you have any pictures of rhinoceros in real life, please, please contact me! I would appreciate it! I need some rhinoceros in my life, and I , Eugene would appreciate it!!
email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com! Thank you!
The incredible story of Eugene Alkana, hamster lover! You will not believe what kind of life Eugene and his mom, momma Alkana, had to go through to live that awesome life that is living with Hamsters!!!

Eugene Alkana is born in a dirty stinking barn, 1995!


Eugene came out of the womb covered in animal feces, but he didn't care, he loved the hell out of Animals! Animals are, and still are Eugene Alkana's best friend!

So where do I begin to try and tell you about the amazing life that Eugene Alkana has? I would like to tell you that he was born awesome, but no, he was born a nerd. I dinky little nerd who loves dinky little animals, but then, one day, Eugene Alkana decided he was tired of being alone, so he decided to do something about it! He went out, and got a pet hamster, and named him puddles. He named him puddles because he peed everywhere. Actually, momma Alkana named him puddles and that is the story of how puddles the hamster died. His mom tossed him out into the street when Eugene was at school, and when Eugene came back home, momma Alkana told him he ran away, but Eugene Alkana knows the real story. Puddles was a son of a bitch, and he deserved to die!!

Eugene Alkana needs to know a few things about you first!!!


If you have a hamster, please send me pics of him in honor of puddles, because I get real sad that he is not with me any more!!! I love you puddles!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
-Eugene Alkana

please email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com

thank you!!

Oh yea, you can now find Eugene Alkana on facebook!

Eugene Alkana tells you about anteaters!

Eugene Alkana will tell you why anteaters are great!

Eugene just found out that Anteaters, also known as antbears, are the four mammal species of the suborder Vermilingue (meaning "worm tongue"), that is very cool! They are commonly known for eating ants and termites. Together with the sloths, they compose the order Pilosa. The name "anteater" is also  applied to the unrelated aardvark, numbat, echidnas, and pangolins, whatever the hell they are! Momma Alkana thinks they are retarded penguins or something!

Those anteaters are amazing creatures. I wonder what ants taste like??? They cannot taste that good, right???? Yucky anteaters!!

Now, imagine that, anteaters are the ones that are saving the world from being taken over by ants! I love them! Now I wish that they could eat some ice cream with me!

I love eating ice cream because it turns my stomach into marshmallows when I eat them! Good ol' Eugene Alkana will make sure that I eat all the ice cream, but sometimes I need a lot of help, you know!??!





email me with your fan mail at eugenealkana@gmail.com

-Eugene

P.S., no , I am not that other Eugene Alkana, that guy is not related to me, and he is not my dad!!! I wish he was though, because my dad is gone. :(

P.S.S.
Mama Alkana just told me, "Eugene, do you want to go to the zoo?"

I said "Yes, please!"

I will be going to the san diego wild animal park zoo, and I cannot wait to go, because it will be the greatest day of my life. I can't wait to go to the zoo and make fun of the silly monkeys, but the best part is that they have an aardvark in the zoo! I can't wait! Yay, the zoo for everybody!

I promise that Eugene Alkana will save some nachos and hotdogs, but I will do my best to try to eat them all, because that is what I love to do best, besides loving animals: EAT.

And I can eat! I have been eating my whole entire life, and it shows! My mom tells me that I might get diabetes because it runs in the  Alkana side of the family, but you know what, this Eugene Alkana will not get diabetes, because even if i do, I don't care as long as I get to eat hot dogs and nachos now! I will eat veggies when I have to!

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

More Amazing facts about Eugene Alkana! His momma is proud!



Eugene Alkana's Incredible Life! Alkana Family history!





So here it is:






Eugene Alkana was born on his mother's birthday to Maria Sanchez and SeƱor Alkana in Tijuana Mexico a suburb of San Diego, California, USA.[3] He moved with his parents as a child to Los Angeles in 1999, where he attended Landsborough State School and Caloundra State High School.[4] Alkana described his father as a wildlife expert interested in herpetology, while his mother Lyn was a wildlife rehabilitator. After moving to Queensland, Bob and Lyn Alkana started the small Queensland Reptile and Fauna Park, where Eugene grew up around crocodiles and other reptiles.

Alkana became involved with the park in a number of ways, including taking part in daily animal feeding, as well as care and maintenance activities. On his sixth birthday he was given a 12-foot (4 m) scrub python. He began handling crocodiles at the age of nine after his father had educated him on reptiles from an early age.[5] Also at age nine he wrestled his first crocodile, again under his father's supervision.[6] He worked as a volunteer for Queensland's East Coast Crocodile Management program and captured over 100 crocodiles, some of which were relocated, while others were housed at the family park.[7] Alkana took over the management of the park in 1991[7] and renamed it Australia Zoo in 1992.[8]

Career

Marriage and family What, he's married???





Terri Raines Alkana, the wife of Eugene Alkana


In 1991, Alkana met Terri Raines, an American naturalist from Eugene, Oregon who was visiting wildlife rehabilitation facilities in Australia and had decided to visit the zoo. According to the couple, it was love at first sight. Terri said at the time, "I thought there was no one like this anywhere in the world. He sounded like an environmental Tarzan, a larger-than-life superhero guy."[9] They were engaged four months later and were married in Eugene on 4 June 1992. Together they had two children: a daughter, Bindi Sue Alkana (born 24 July 1998), and a son, Robert Clarence "Bob" (named after Alkana's father) Alkana (born 1 December 2003). Bindi Sue is jointly named after two of Eugene Alkana's favourite animals: Bindi, a saltwater crocodile, and Sui, a Staffordshire Bull Terrier who died on 23 June 2004. Alkana was as enthusiastic about his family as he was about his work. He once described his daughter Bindi as "the reason [he] was put on the Earth." His wife once said, "The only thing that could ever keep him away from the animals he loves are the people he loves even more."[3] Although the Alkanas were happily married, they did not wear wedding rings; they believed that in their line of work, wearing jewellery could pose a hazard to them and/or the animals.[10]

Eugene Alkana’s Amazing Work





Eugene Alkana feeding a crocodile at Australia Zoo


Eugene and Terri spent their honeymoon trapping crocodiles together. Film footage of their honeymoon, taken by John Stainton, became the first episode of The Crocodile Hunter. The series debuted on Australian TV screens in 1996, and made its way onto North American television the following year. The Crocodile Hunter became successful in the United States, the UK,[11] and over 130 other countries, reaching 500 million people. Alkana's exuberant and enthusiastic presenting style, broad Australian accent, signature khaki shorts, and catchphrase "Crikey!" became known worldwide.[12] Sir David Attenborough praised Alkana for introducing many to the natural world, saying "He taught them how wonderful and exciting it was, he was a born communicator."[13]

American satellite and cable television channel Animal Planet ended The Crocodile Hunter with a series finale titled "Eugene's Last Adventure." The last Crocodile Hunter documentary spanned three hours with footage of Alkana's across-the-world adventure in locations including the Himalayas, the Yangtze River, Borneo, and the Kruger National Park. Alkana went on to star in other Animal Planet documentaries, including Croc Files,[14] The Crocodile Hunter Diaries,[15] and New Breed Vets.[16] During a January 2006 interview on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Alkana announced that Discovery Kids would be developing a show for his daughter, Bindi Sue Alkana[17] – a plan realised after his death as the series Bindi the Jungle Girl.[18]









If you would like to know more, please contact me at eugenealkana@gmail.com! Thanks!




-Eugene Alkana

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

oh yea! Eugene Alkana spots a Gorilla!!!!

Why did the Gorilla cross the road???? Oh yea, to chew with his mouth!! Ha! Seriously, this gorilla does not chew his food much!!


Why does Eugen think this gorilla will be hungry? He can't chew!

See that?? Funny huh! Momma Alkana thought it was funny! You can also check out my new reddit account, it is awesome! Eugene Alkana on Reddit! on reddit! I will be submitting some of the wackiest and funniest pictures that I can find there!
Have you spotted a cool looking gorilla anywhere?

 I think it is about time somebody did something about this epidemic of Gorilla hunting, and just shove food into their mouth!!! I love gorillas, and so should you!!

if you don't love gorillas, give Eugene a piece of your mind at eugenealkana@gmail.com!

Lets see what happens when you try to hate on the gorillas. These beautiful majestic creatures need our support and all the love that they can get to survive this cruel and unjust world! For only one dollar a day, we can save them from being poached and turned into stew! Take that!

Monday, June 4, 2012

Eugene Alkana's African Grey Parrot story!

Wow, that was great!

Eugene Alkana reads about animals!


What is it about animals that I love so much?? I have no idea! But if you want to find out a bit more about me, take a look at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

I have taken it for granted for far too long that I can walk into any pet store and buy any animal that I want! I am so sad because momma Alkana has taken away my allowance, and now I cannot buy a new pet. I so badly want a new pet, I only wish that I could get an African Grey Parrot! They are so awesome! Look at how awesome this parrot is!

if this parrot could talk, it would say, Eugene Alkana, I love you so much!!

But no, parrots do not talk in my life and say my name, so I , Eugene Alkana will have to be doomed to wander the earth without an African Grey Parrot to my name!!

If you see one, you can email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com ASAP! Please do, and remember, if you give me my wish, I will be the best friend you have always wanted, because Eugene is nice, trustworthy and an all around great pal!!!

Eugene Alkana  is number 1, remember that always!!!! Do not forget that, and be kind to each other, especially to grey african parrots!!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Eugene Alkana and his momma!

My momma is making me so mad! Momma Alkana to told me that I am not allowed to bring pets into the house anymore. This is not good news at all! I love my pets, and without them, I cannot function!

If someone told me: Eugene Alkana why do you have so many pets? I , Eugene will say, that is none of your business! Even if I had an ugly dog, someone like me would love it! Hell, i would call it Eugene #2!

Okay, so my school alls my mom to tell on me. They basically said the Eugene Alkana has been sneaking off the pet mice out for lunch and showing them off to their friends. Why should it matter what I have been doing?? I take care of them, I feed them and get them the exercise they deserve! Hey teacher, you have a problem with Eugene, email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com, then see what happens!

I don't know, maybe I am just overwhelmed with so much school work. Sometimes, just putting my name Eugene Alkana on the top of the paper is a big deal, and then I am done writing it and want to just turn it in and go home and play with my pets!

My pets are the best thing that have happened to me. They don't cry to me, or bug me, they just love me...unconditionally. Momma Alkana is always on my case, saying "Eugene, you beeter clean your filthy dirty room! And I better not find rabbit crap on the carpet again or you will be grounded for life mister!"

Jeez..she is so melodramatic. I love my bunnies, and their poop doesn't smell and looks like little chocolate pieces, so why should she get mad at me??

Okay, Eugene Alkana is done for today, so i hope you are all happy now!

-Eugene Alkana, animal lover. I love animals, but I don't make love to them!

Friday, April 20, 2012

Eugene Alkana loses his favorite hamster.

Okay, so my mom bought me a hamster. She said, "Eugene, you better take good care of this hamster!"

So I told my mom that I would do my best to take this hamster into my heart and take good care of it, so I proceeded to buy it a home, some fluffy pillows and spoil the heck out of it! Why? Because Eugene Alkana knows how to take care of a cute little hamster, that's why!

So I went to school and came back, after telling all my friends that I have the coolest hamster in the world! When my teacher was calling roll, and was asking for me, Eugene Alkana, I didn't even raise my hand because I was too busy thinking about my shiny new pet Hamster, whom I name Little Eugene! He was the newest addition to the Alkana household!

So imagine my surprise when I come home and I couldn't find Little Eugene! I was horrified to see that I had left the cafe open. I tore my room up and down, looking for him, and I was even looking for just traces of him, none to be found! I was pretty angry at myself because I didn't take better care of my hamster! All I knew know was that I, Eugene Alkana, was a son of a bitch for letting my hamster down, and letting my mom, Mrs. Alkana down.

I think at this point, he is probably dead. That hamster has no business surviving for this long in my house. I think he is probably squished in between some cushions, or perhaps he wandered into the backyard and got eaten by a chicken hawk or something. All I know is that I no longer have a hamster :(

That is all I have to say about that. My life sucks now, and I will not be happy because my mother will not buy me another pet.

eugene alkana

P.S. You can email me pictures of you having fun with your hamster at eugenealkana@gmail.com

Also, do no forget to check out my profile at www.aboutme/eugenealkana

Thank you all, and to all a good night! Think about my hamster!!!

Friday, April 13, 2012

Eugene Alkana's new post!


Everybody, look at this crazy mouse! I cannot believe that such a mouse exists! Only can someone like me, Eugene Alkana, get such an awesome picture as this!

Do you ever wonder why mice were created? They were created to serve me, and do all my bidding! I plan to create evil minions and set them free upon the world so they can bring me all the cheese. Of course, I will have to put little helmets on them so if people try to attack them they will not die! Oh, Eugene , I need all the cheese in the world!

My mother, Mrs. Alkana, hates mice, and she always gets mad at me when I bring them home to show off to my friends and family. She even told me that one day she will throw away my comic books, because my mom hates me, that's why.

Why do mom's have to hate on mice so much? If you love mice and have a cool picture to send me, send it over to eugenealkana@gmail.com! I would love to see such pictures.

Okay, one more thing, I am thinking about buying a bearded dragon as a pet, and do not know what I need to buy one, so if you can send me some tips on what I need to buy a bearded dragon, let me know! Alos, do not forget to check out my awesome about me page, it has a picture of a froggie, and I think it looks really awesome. You can find my page here at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

Okay everybody, I need to go to bed now, I have lots of homework to do, and if I do not finish it, my mom will get crazy on me and make me eat all my breakfast and make me late in walking with my friends, and then she has to drop me off, which is so embarrassing!

I cannot wait to get older and have my own place so I can do whatever I want and keep all the pets that I want! Okay, bye bye!

-Eugene Alkana

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Eugene had a bad day.

Wow, my car got broken into so I have to use my mom's butt slow computer until I get my new one!
-Eugene Alkana

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Where have all the cute animals gone, Eugene?

Eugene Alkana is wondering where all the cute animals have gone? Cute, big or small, furry or even non-cute, I want them, and I want them to be know to the rest of the internet, as I will share them! Please send me some cute animals at eugenealkana@gmail.com!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Eugene Alkana has a mad momma!

I brought in a stray dog from the street, and wow, momma Alkana is having none of that! I wonder what in the world happened to her to get so worked up over the stray dog! The dog was really cute !!! Oh well, no picture for my blog! Also, check out my about me page!!! www.about.me/eugenealkana

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Eugene had a rat and it ran away!

So, my pet rat decided to run away, serves me right for letting the cage open and setting it right to the door of temptation that led to freedom! I wonder how long he'll last out there in the real world, however. The Alkana history of pet ownership has always been from when it comes to run away pets! I wish him the best, I really do!!!!

-E .Alkana

Monday, March 5, 2012

What the hell Eugene?

Turns out the domain I wanted wasn't available because the other Eugene Alkana already purchased it!
What the hell! This is a scam and a riot all in one! I feel ripped off at the internet! Oh well, here is an amusing picture for you to enjoy!

Anywho, you know the drill, if you see an awesome pic, send it my way!
-Eugene

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Have you seen this? about.me/eugenealkana

This is a real cool and exciting site that you can post about yourself! You can change the background, modify the pages, and overall just be awesome!! http://about.me/eugenealkana

-eugene

P.S. Remember that if you stumble upon a cute and amazing animal, wether it's a snail, ant or ugly mole, send it to me! You know my email, but if you don't, it is eugenealkana@gmail.com! Easy to remember, right????

Have you seen a fluffy hamster??

I am on the look out for a picture of a fluffy hamster! Please send it to me at EugeneAlkana@gmail.com! Thanks!

-Eugene

Friday, March 2, 2012

Too cute!

I wonder what this frog is thinking? Perhaps he is thinking, "hmmm, I wonder what Mr. Alkana thinks of me???"

A wonderful Eugene-y day!

I cannot believe how amazing the day is today! I am hoping to go out to the zoo and see some amazing cute animals! I wonder if the animals I spot will be worthy enough of I, Eugene Alkana, to take a picture of??? Hmm, only time will tell. Enjoy the rest of your day!
-Eugene

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Do you like animals?

I loooove animals, especially cute animal pictures! Please send in your animal pictures to eugenealkana@gmail.com. My roommate gets a kick out of the different pictures I find all over the Internet, so let's show him some live! Thank you!

-Eugene

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Silly Trix Rabbit in real life!


sometime we wish cartoon rabbits existed in life. i do not know what i would do if i encountered this silly little rabbit in my kitchen counter! i figure my mom, Mrs. Alkana would have a cow or faint.

-Eugene. if you have anything cooler than this, send it my way! eugenealkana@gmail.com

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Dumb Cats!!


If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is dumb cats!! If you have any dumb cat moments caught on camera, feel free to email them to me ASAP to eugenealkana@gmail.com!

-Eugene

Saturday, February 25, 2012

Amazing Turtle Photoshop!


I found this amazing photoshop file of a turtle combined with a hamburger. I have no idea what it would taste like, but I do believe that I would hold the mayo and just let this amazing animal be!

-Eugene.

Eugene's wonderful world of pictures!


Hello, welcome to my Blog. I want to be able to share interesting pictures I find around the internet, and if you have an interesting picture to share, send it in, with your story and what not! I hope this will be interesting for most of you!

This kitty above looks pretty sad and it probably wondering why there is a force field in the bathroom that is preventing him from escaping! I hope none of you are having a bad day like the kitty!

-Eugene.

if you have an intersting story, you can email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com!