Eugene Alkana loses his favorite hamster.

Okay, so my mom bought me a hamster. She said, "Eugene, you better take good care of this hamster!"

So I told my mom that I would do my best to take this hamster into my heart and take good care of it, so I proceeded to buy it a home, some fluffy pillows and spoil the heck out of it! Why? Because Eugene Alkana knows how to take care of a cute little hamster, that's why!

So I went to school and came back, after telling all my friends that I have the coolest hamster in the world! When my teacher was calling roll, and was asking for me, Eugene Alkana, I didn't even raise my hand because I was too busy thinking about my shiny new pet Hamster, whom I name Little Eugene! He was the newest addition to the Alkana household!

So imagine my surprise when I come home and I couldn't find Little Eugene! I was horrified to see that I had left the cafe open. I tore my room up and down, looking for him, and I was even looking for just traces of him, none to be found! I was pretty angry at myself because I didn't take better care of my hamster! All I knew know was that I, Eugene Alkana, was a son of a bitch for letting my hamster down, and letting my mom, Mrs. Alkana down.

I think at this point, he is probably dead. That hamster has no business surviving for this long in my house. I think he is probably squished in between some cushions, or perhaps he wandered into the backyard and got eaten by a chicken hawk or something. All I know is that I no longer have a hamster :(

That is all I have to say about that. My life sucks now, and I will not be happy because my mother will not buy me another pet.

eugene alkana

P.S. You can email me pictures of you having fun with your hamster at eugenealkana@gmail.com

Also, do no forget to check out my profile at www.aboutme/eugenealkana

Thank you all, and to all a good night! Think about my hamster!!!

Eugene Alkana's new post!

Everybody, look at this crazy mouse! I cannot believe that such a mouse exists! Only can someone like me, Eugene Alkana, get such an awesome picture as this!

Do you ever wonder why mice were created? They were created to serve me, and do all my bidding! I plan to create evil minions and set them free upon the world so they can bring me all the cheese. Of course, I will have to put little helmets on them so if people try to attack them they will not die! Oh, Eugene , I need all the cheese in the world!

My mother, Mrs. Alkana, hates mice, and she always gets mad at me when I bring them home to show off to my friends and family. She even told me that one day she will throw away my comic books, because my mom hates me, that's why.

Why do mom's have to hate on mice so much? If you love mice and have a cool picture to send me, send it over to eugenealkana@gmail.com! I would love to see such pictures.

Okay, one more thing, I am thinking about buying a bearded dragon as a pet, and do not know what I need to buy one, so if you can send me some tips on what I need to buy a bearded dragon, let me know! Alos, do not forget to check out my awesome about me page, it has a picture of a froggie, and I think it looks really awesome. You can find my page here at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

Okay everybody, I need to go to bed now, I have lots of homework to do, and if I do not finish it, my mom will get crazy on me and make me eat all my breakfast and make me late in walking with my friends, and then she has to drop me off, which is so embarrassing!

I cannot wait to get older and have my own place so I can do whatever I want and keep all the pets that I want! Okay, bye bye!

-Eugene Alkana