oh yea! Eugene Alkana spots a Gorilla!!!!

Why did the Gorilla cross the road???? Oh yea, to chew with his mouth!! Ha! Seriously, this gorilla does not chew his food much!!

See that?? Funny huh! Momma Alkana thought it was funny! You can also check out my new reddit account, it is awesome! Eugene Alkana on Reddit! on reddit! I will be submitting some of the wackiest and funniest pictures that I can find there!

Have you spotted a cool looking gorilla anywhere?

 I think it is about time somebody did something about this epidemic of Gorilla hunting, and just shove food into their mouth!!! I love gorillas, and so should you!!

if you don't love gorillas, give Eugene a piece of your mind at eugenealkana@gmail.com!

Lets see what happens when you try to hate on the gorillas. These beautiful majestic creatures need our support and all the love that they can get to survive this cruel and unjust world! For only one dollar a day, we can save them from being poached and turned into stew! Take that!

Eugene Alkana's African Grey Parrot story!

Wow, that was great!

Eugene Alkana reads about animals!

What is it about animals that I love so much?? I have no idea! But if you want to find out a bit more about me, take a look at www.aboutme.com/eugenealkana!

I have taken it for granted for far too long that I can walk into any pet store and buy any animal that I want! I am so sad because momma Alkana has taken away my allowance, and now I cannot buy a new pet. I so badly want a new pet, I only wish that I could get an African Grey Parrot! They are so awesome! Look at how awesome this parrot is!

if this parrot could talk, it would say, Eugene Alkana, I love you so much!!

But no, parrots do not talk in my life and say my name, so I , Eugene Alkana will have to be doomed to wander the earth without an African Grey Parrot to my name!!

If you see one, you can email me at eugenealkana@gmail.com ASAP! Please do, and remember, if you give me my wish, I will be the best friend you have always wanted, because Eugene is nice, trustworthy and an all around great pal!!!

Eugene Alkana  is number 1, remember that always!!!! Do not forget that, and be kind to each other, especially to grey african parrots!!